10 Ways to put the “Fun” back in “Funerals”

Have you been to a funeral and wished how you were back home watching Saturday Morning Cartoons? Were you so bored at a funeral that you stared at your Uncles unshaven beard? Well, gone are the days of boredom at funerals. Here are a few ways how you could actually put the “fun” back in “funerals” 8)

WARNING: I do not recommend you actually do all this stuff. Hence, it is not my responsibility if you get screwed when you do this. Its just have I don’t have much to do these days.So, here we go:

1] When everyone’s silent, get up from your seat and say,”Screw this, I’m going to a strip club. Who wants to come?”

2] Give High 5′s to the people that do follow.

3] When everyone’s crying, shout,”Damn you (name of the dead person), damn you! You gave me Aids you sonoffabitch!”

4] Hit random people in the back of their heads and blame the person standing next to you.

5] Make funny noises and blame the person standing next to you.

6] Run around naked and steal people’s hats.

7] Sing Bob Marley’s “No woman,No cry” loudly.

8] Go to the funeral dressed like a ninja and throw your numb-chucks around at people.

9] Get drunk and go to the funeral and then puke on everyone.

10] Tell ‘knock-knock’ jokes at the funeral. Such as, “knock knock”,”who’s there”,”dead man”,”deadman who?”,”……….”

Well, that’s about it I guess. I mean there were more but these are like the “top 10″. Feel free to add on.

Happy Funeraling( As if that’s a word).

Much Love,
Maddogg.

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